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I'm not prudish by any means, but when I got wind of Jennifer Love Hewitt spilling the beans on her rhinestone encrusted bikini area I was like "oh great," here we go again. Not following? Alright, let's take a little walk down memory lane. Do you remember Pre-Thong song? When most women (well, I know I) already knew about thongs, had and wore them pretty frequently, but men didn't really expect you be wearing a thong at all times? Fast forward, Sisqo comes out with this huge hit single and the world goes Thong Crazy and men think anything other than a thong are granny panties. Thank You Sisqo for that one.

So let me state right now for the record, if Jennifer Love Hewitt starts some crazy trend, and men start thinking your Va-Jay should resemble a disco ball I'm gonna be really pissed. I've known about Completely Bare's Signature Treatment Completely Bare with a Flair for a while now but I've never been interested. Why you ask? Umm let's see. Maybe that thing called reality? Sure it might look nice, but what do you think that's going to lead to? A romantical (thanks for the word, Glambr) encounter!

Now let's set the scene for you... ready ... your sparkling va-jay is too much to pass up and now you're doing the do, but what somethings not right? You scream out in pain because some feels like it's all up in there scratching you. Between the heat, mixing of sweat, etc. something has caused a stone to slip off your crystallized cat and it ended up inside of you! Now what? You head to the ER and tell the young guest service rep you have a Swarovski crystal inside your vagina and you think it's caused trauma? Or worse yet, the cute ER doctor has to probe around and try to fish out a diamond? Umm, no thanks. I'll pass on this one.

But if you're still interested the service is available at Completely Bare in NYC.